Ooooof, Chuck. That was a nasty hit.

happy 4-20 WOOP WOOOOOOP

Knitters gonna knit?

Link Neal looks like a younger dollar store Jimmy Pardo knock off.

If you think I'm not gonna appropriate this word, YOU'RE WRONG, INTERNET.

in the belly?

I just got Resident Evil Revelations 2 since it's on sale. The campaign is fine. It's pretty smart with its presentation of what's basically the most blatant case of map recycling ever. But boy oh boy golly, that Raid Mode is basically just crack. I can't stop playing it. Now I just gotta find some poor saps to play…

So we'll actually get to do useful things for the community with our wealth, influence and stature instead of wearing a weird costume and jumping around at night to beat on the low income youth of Gotham?

Well this looks… problematic.

John Hawkes _and_ Robert Forster in a throwback PI story? I'm so in.
"Tries too hard to sound like Tarantino" isn't inspiring a lot of confidence, though.

"For many years many wonderful people, some of them Muslims, have said to me, 'Donald, you need to learn Judo, you are a truly great athlete, you need to learn Judo because ISIS is coming and we Muslims are a truly untrustworthy people and we are not your friends.' So I started Trump Judo, big Chinese garden, gold…

Boy those Nokia 6600s can do pretty much everything, huh. Keep a record of the last 50 numbers that called it. Take photos and videos. Small wonder, these cellphones, which are the new(!) big thing in this year of 2004.

Is it weird that I really wanna watch an action movie starring William H. Macy now?

I'm conflicted about what was shown in the trailer. Is Paul Feig the right director for that kinda action? I'm trying to remember if the action in Spy and The Heat were any good, but I'm drawing a blank. Forgettable stuff, I guess. Then again, the original movie had little to no action, but then they didn't really…

Look up the imdb page for Two and a Half Men. Check out all the guest starring women in that show over the years. Weep.

She can't marry all of us. Not until polygamy becomes legal anyway. Then we'll be a big happy family of thousands.

How Quaint, Internet.

Boy, Tom Noonan. He's just great. I liked how he couldn't keep his smile hidden while Metzger did his asshole thing.

Are characters still welcome or is that no longer a thing?

To be fair, 18 seems exactly the demo this band would be like catnip to.