You're mad, Sheltie!

Why do we still use the "low heart rate equals truth" nonsense in fiction? This happened in Daredevil as well. What if you're a nervous person and you're anxious because of the line of questioning? Hell, you've just been threatened with death! A low heart rate in a situation like this would probably point to you being…

You know how Tarantino was complaining about pretty actors trying to play normal people in gritty stories? This movie looks like the embodiment of that.

You know, all these stories about immortality where we keep insisting it's rubbish makes us as a species sound incredibly jealous and bitter about death.

So at this point it's certain Paul Scheer just makes his living shilling for Draft Kings, right?

This was right up there with Bojack's season 2 penultimate episode in terms of making you laugh and then punching you in the gut repeatedly until you start coughing up bile.

The bitchiness was more of a framing device to cram as many shitty song title puns as I could into a dumb diatribe. I thoroughly enjoyed the videos.

I'd hate to sound like a Dissident but Stephen ended up just looking like a Bushleaguer next to the band with that singing. He Can't Keep up with the band and his voice was so jarring it was Blood curling, he had Rats jumping that Love Boat, Captain. It really Bugs me that these late night hosts have this Habit of…

I think when people call Fury Road a "feminist masterpiece" they forget a comma in the middle.

The man can polish a marble butt like nobody's business.

I don't much care for this dubsmashing thing. However, I do believe I'm beginning to harbor what Lucas Troy called a "singular same-sex attraction" towards Tom Hardy. I can see us running a renovated B&B in Vermont and everything.

I pretty much second this. Season 1 is a pretty thrilling, tense affair. Season 2 I could take or leave. Couldn't even get through Season 3.

It was mostly butt polishing.

Matt Gourley Watch 2015 ends with a triple serving of cuts to Gourley tending the manor's gardens. A treat, I tell you! It's been fun spotting all the cuts to Matt Gourley with you this season, folks. See you next season, hopefully.

Some producer to Kaya Scodelario: "Well they make a fuss online when we make you broads wear high heels in these action scenes, so how about you don't wear any shoes instead?"

A great return to form for the show, be it in plot, characters or cutaways to Matt Gourley polishing a statue's butt.

Jesus fucking Christ this episode devastated me when I watched it. It's kind of amazing how it works as well as it does. The writing, the performances. What a great, mesmerizing, dark, dark, dark, dark, depressing episode of television.

Automatic win 2: random shots of Matt Gourley tending to the courtyard.

This show wins basically by having Paget Brewster as a main character does that voice.

This Gwen was useless! Where's Spider-Gwen when you need her?