It’s the eye laden seed of a creature beyond our imagination

Aren’t there slander or libel laws that can be cited to take down the videos. It seems like doctoring video to make false allegations about a person’s health ought to be legally actionable. 

Tertiary syphilis is a bitch

The Mayo-lai Ham-ssacre

Do they need Winston in the prequel? It would be a disservice if he was just shoehorned in there for completeness’ sake.

They should put Mickey D’s Szechuan sauce packets in the first 100 boxes.

I don’t mind when stupid people get scammed and ripped off.

Call me old fashioned, but when a man opens the contents of his colon to you, it’s a prelude to a lifelong friendship.

From winner to Soeul food dinner. 

I’m upset that racehorses are being treated this way instead of happily spending their days at leisure.

I see intelligent life on water worlds being stuck in a perpetual pre-industrial age, their only access to fire type heat being near geothermal vents. 

Only Notre Dame made a billion dollars faster

Weddings ought to be a showcase for the bride’s bullshit, nobody else’s.

That should read 0.3 grams of feces. Source: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washing-machines-loaded-bacteria-dirty-clothes/story?id=10751420

They use use him as propaganda against the North: Under a free market system, you could become a fat fuck too!

I could totally relate to this. I too, was denied the good stuff, went crazy after leaving home with all the cereals that were once denied me, and have settled into middle age with steel cut oats in the morning while denying my spawn tasty breakfast treats.

No glove while holding a sample? You’re going to contaminate it with your DNA and create Anisodon.

It’s an old rule that dates back to a time when tables were much smaller and rickety and you could easily tip all the food on you if your elbows were on the table.

After 24 hours of continuous wear, all underwear will contain 3 grams of fecal matter

Treat the garbage can like the garbage can, not your body. Forcing yourself to clean your plate is a sure way to wind up obese.