The manufacturer is P&J Health, it’s called P & J Health - Advanced Stop Snoring Solution, Anti Snoring Tongue Stabilizing and Sleep Aid Device (Clear)

Superimposing the 2016 election map on the path of the storm, I can conclude the midwest will get the necessary federal aid it will need immediately

If you’re getting paid cash, you don’t have to declare squat.

I scrub my pan with a chainmail square I got off of amazon for 15 dollars and generous helpings of elbow grease.

They should do one where a racist celebrity moron winds up as President

Yes, my dentist for the bruxism and cardiologist for the apnea. The cardiologist recommendation is losing a bunch of weight.

Correct. 

The thing I slip over my tongue to prevent snoring and my wife murdering me also has the added bonus of preventing bruxism. It was only $29 dollars online. The only downside is copious drool while sleeping but it beats being murdered.

Did they ever get around to making a sequel to the Matrix?

Her moron son paved the way for Trump. 

This was a pant-shittingly amazing game; the best so far.

The one from Kubrick’s film of The Shining

Clint Eastwood’s Cowboy with no name comes to mind.

I always had a theory that competitive running in footwear leaves your feet weak. There are people in Africa right now running in their bare feet for miles at a stretch with little to no ill effect. They should treat sneakers like performance enhancing drugs and ban them all together.

Who is the photo of? 

There goes the Latinx vote!

Do you have an article on how to detect the skimmer in the first place?

I enjoy reading recipes more when there is a personal memory associated with it. 

Same way any other unknown gets a leg up in show business

The Vikings owe you a solid post-season in 2019 just for surviving your accident. Glad you’re back!