Her moron son paved the way for Trump. 

This was a pant-shittingly amazing game; the best so far.

The one from Kubrick’s film of The Shining

Clint Eastwood’s Cowboy with no name comes to mind.

I always had a theory that competitive running in footwear leaves your feet weak. There are people in Africa right now running in their bare feet for miles at a stretch with little to no ill effect. They should treat sneakers like performance enhancing drugs and ban them all together.

Who is the photo of? 

There goes the Latinx vote!

Do you have an article on how to detect the skimmer in the first place?

I enjoy reading recipes more when there is a personal memory associated with it. 

Same way any other unknown gets a leg up in show business

The Vikings owe you a solid post-season in 2019 just for surviving your accident. Glad you’re back!

Dem femmes have bigger gonads than Dem men, yowza!

Who won the game?

I bet it’s something Denny Hastert-ish

Can a Pringles can hold wine? Time for TheTakeout challenge!

They are going to kick Chipotle’s ass in the Restaurant wars of the 21st Century

Only Parkey stars doink the poles

They’re, their, Coach Moss. You’ll be back on your feet in no time

The McChicken is a superior sandwich, more cost effective and better suited to contemporary ethics.

I bet the media is sure glad they gave him all that free airtime and exposure back when he was a joke candidate. Bravo!!