“to never to pears”??? Time for a superintendent evaluation...

Nacho and papa are not making it to Manitoba, right?

What’s the gold standard for these films, “You’ve Got Mail”?

YES! Do this.

Newspapers should get out of the political advocacy business; it’s stupid. 

It’s the first trademark!!

Imagine him kneeling with Putin’s and Kislyak’s dongs in each fist and then his facial expression makes sense

I understand how editorials work, and I’ve read some great ones back in the day. I understand those are the opinions of the editorial writers who are newspaper employees. But for a whole entire newspaper to state that they are backing one candidate opens them up to criticism and accusations of bias. It’s also…

I’ve been pronouncing the “Chia” part like “chia pet” this whole time. Whoa.

Doesn’t the bias contaminate the rest of the reporting? Can’t the opposing candidate who didn’t get the endorsement accuse the paper of being against them?

Newspapers should get out of the endorsement game; it opens them up to charges of bias

I dunno, those bogs have great preservative powers

did he get his job back?

He’s still pretty influential and powerful behind the scenes I imagine.

Serious Question: Does the love child get automatic Secret Service protection?

Is it too late for a dishonorable discharge?

It’s ironic that he would make his co-workers ill at ease

I bet it’s been “a few days” since he killed someone at random. 

All this time I thought that song was Tina Turner and Bryan Adams. Yowzers

Or you could pull a Larry David and say you have a st-st-st-stutter, which counts as a handicap