Newspapers should get out of the endorsement game; it opens them up to charges of bias

did he get his job back?

He’s still pretty influential and powerful behind the scenes I imagine.

Serious Question: Does the love child get automatic Secret Service protection?

Is it too late for a dishonorable discharge?

It’s ironic that he would make his co-workers ill at ease

I bet it’s been “a few days” since he killed someone at random. 

All this time I thought that song was Tina Turner and Bryan Adams. Yowzers

Or you could pull a Larry David and say you have a st-st-st-stutter, which counts as a handicap

Cast iron pan drippings mixed with butter is all I need

Email of the Century material; needs to become a film

They need to do mandatory cardiac screenings as part of the team selection process including electrocardiograms, genetic testing and echocardiograms on every athlete.

Executive produced by Judge Roy Moore

Am I wrong in wanting to see a video where someone who pulls that “illegal alien” crap gets the shit beat out of them?

A gritty remake of an old Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor flick would be awesome; Equalizer meets Taken meets “Hear no Evil, See no Evil”

That is the greatest 9/11 story; it needs a plaque at the memorial

Why has the USA not ratified the conventions of the child? 

I loved his TV shows and Kitchen Confidential was a great book. RIP

Paste a photo of your face over his and crop off his name; if you have good photoediting skills, replace it with your own. Now it’s a cherished possession

Worst Rocket performance since January 28, 1986