Prediction: Cuba and China assist Puerto Rico and they secede by 2020.

The fact that Dotard still lives should put any CIA conspiracy theories to rest.

Eff Nazis

What if all the suicides are not “suicides”? That’s why they need investigations.

The one time dotard tells the truth, it backfires on him. Sad!

When can we expect the national emergency declaration due to firearm deaths?

Looks like they can prove it mathematically

It’s a pizza, not a pyramid so that means pizza is good, right?

My blue cheese is moldy. Should I discard it?

Durka durka

Hopefully Mathematics can take over more of the production role for the Wu. The RZA beats on the last disk were quite wack.

The spaces before the commas are the best indicator of a foreign troll

Is there Weyland-Yutani continuity with the Alien universe?

How many Puerto Ricans would have to move to Texas to turn it blue?

It would be disastrous for Trump if Cuban aid got to Puerto Rico first, especially since Cuba has been hit hard by the storms

The pink ones were family related mishaps

The Mason-Dixon line begins at the Arctic Circle

Bowling would be an uplifting sport to watch; skinny white pins steamrolled by a big black ball

I knew Denis could speak English

“Crude Descending a Staircase”