The one time dotard tells the truth, it backfires on him. Sad!

When can we expect the national emergency declaration due to firearm deaths?

Looks like they can prove it mathematically

It’s a pizza, not a pyramid so that means pizza is good, right?

My blue cheese is moldy. Should I discard it?

Durka durka

Hopefully Mathematics can take over more of the production role for the Wu. The RZA beats on the last disk were quite wack.

The spaces before the commas are the best indicator of a foreign troll

Is there Weyland-Yutani continuity with the Alien universe?

How many Puerto Ricans would have to move to Texas to turn it blue?

It would be disastrous for Trump if Cuban aid got to Puerto Rico first, especially since Cuba has been hit hard by the storms

The pink ones were family related mishaps

The Mason-Dixon line begins at the Arctic Circle

Bowling would be an uplifting sport to watch; skinny white pins steamrolled by a big black ball

I knew Denis could speak English

“Crude Descending a Staircase”

If you’re celebrating in September, shouldn’t it be “Septemberfest”?

Typo: “he died in 2106"

I wish ESPN got Hank III instead

She doesn’t have to run again. She is easily the most powerful Democratic powerbroker, rivaled only by Nancy Pelosi. Whoever runs in 2020 is going to need Her blessing, Her donors and Her level of access. I don’t see her fading away into obscurity.