How many Puerto Ricans would have to move to Texas to turn it blue?

It would be disastrous for Trump if Cuban aid got to Puerto Rico first, especially since Cuba has been hit hard by the storms

The pink ones were family related mishaps

The Mason-Dixon line begins at the Arctic Circle

Bowling would be an uplifting sport to watch; skinny white pins steamrolled by a big black ball

I knew Denis could speak English

“Crude Descending a Staircase”

If you’re celebrating in September, shouldn’t it be “Septemberfest”?

Typo: “he died in 2106"

I wish ESPN got Hank III instead

She doesn’t have to run again. She is easily the most powerful Democratic powerbroker, rivaled only by Nancy Pelosi. Whoever runs in 2020 is going to need Her blessing, Her donors and Her level of access. I don’t see her fading away into obscurity.

This was probably my favorite episode of the entire series. Holy shit.

Great art provokes and reveals, like Picasso’s “Guernica”

Talk show pitch: “The Bone Zone” starring Ken Bone, riffing on topics of interest

As long as I don’t have to pay for it, all of my partner’s idea are great ideas and I’m all “go for it!!!” No way in hell I would have eaten that dish though. Chef is lucky nobody tried that and died.

I also thought it was Screech

All that song does for me is remind me of clear Pepsi

Is it really necessary to drink 8 to 10 glasses of water on days that aren’t hot? It seems excessive.

Use “-gate” when it’s a real transgression, and use “-ghazi” when it’s bullshit

I’m guessing she’s not one to complain about the differences in pay between male TV judges and female TV judges.