Why do we only get live music on TV after a tragedy?

Well, the release of ejaculation cannot be portrayed in most cinema, so firearm discharges are the next best thing.

What’s the security like at this sort of thing?

I’d like to coin “covfefe syndrome”, the condition where electronic communication is interrupted by a stroke, which is what I suspect happened here.

That guy’s brain is Omalu-lectible.

Meanwhile, Kid Rock continues to draw breath

YES! Thanks for the Pranic Lift!

There's a great website about the little sayings on the buttons on the panels, especially the weirder ones seen as Ripley is setting the self-destruct sequence.

Everyday used to be Father’s Day before one day got carved out for it.

People are getting tired of the constant baby-boomer commemorations?

He should have eulogized the final Beastie Boy CD, which was a real letdown. They should have gone out slinging sick rhymes with slick beats instead of a bunch of hipster inflected nouveau lounge music gobshite.

1) When the Yanomami impaled the blonde chippy through her teat in the seminal film, "Make Them Die Slowly"
2) Original Alien, the chestburster scene (I was 4, it was broadcast on network TV and my folks had no idea about it)

He made the Engineers too humanoid. Call me a purist, but the original concept was they they were biomechanoids; the spacejockey was one with his chair AND the wreck was supposed to be thousands and thousands of years old. Also, the characters made too many stupid choices. The cinematography was pretty cool though. I…

Would be a real shame if the hotline was flooded and tied up with reports of crimes committed by extraterrestrials... a real shame.

I think I know what is going to happen to Chuck between now and the start of Breaking Bad. Beep Beep Beep…

He and Hall have aged well.

Isn’t the plural of Jedi also Jedi? I’m sure there’s a bunch of last ones left.

They can’t go for Jimmy Garapolo?

I hope Mayor Alkie doens't get a comeuppance; he's the only character I can identify with on the show. I know people think that their inner Rick or Rosita will pop out during the apocalypse and save the day, but if I'm lucky enough to live, I'm pretty sure I'd be the type that "goes along to get along" if the…

My mouth waters, got any photos of the final product?