Now I know why they haven’t made a movie about Starcraft.

Is the running time a requisite 40 minutes too much like the other Rogen films?

Nothing wrong with straight vodka in my book.

How bad do things have to get before people just Skype the holidays from home at each other?

What’s with the asterisk next to Pagano? Is it related to the disastrous punt fake?

Hopefully he has a good degree to fall back on if he doesn’t recover.

Could you read her poke-her face?

Assuming one bought all the DLC, how long would it take to play each route? Is it even doable in a lifetime?

It’s probably the greatest shared cultural sports moment in American history.

Good points, but I still think it’s Idi Amin

I got sick and had to stop watching when they began to fellate Dubya “for keeping America safe” Um, wasn’t he President when it happened???

THAT should be the Adidas ad. Those things would fly off the shelf. SWAG!!

Anyone know if my circa 2009 PC will even be able to run this game?

That’d be the frenulum

Set phasers to “gag”

Race car drivers need better canopy protection. This tragedy could have been easily prevented.

It’s good advice. Investment bankers get the same talk I bet.

So I’d be expected to spend 1000s of dollars to attend a match and not have any sort of reaction in the fear of messing up a top flight athlete’s game? No thanks. I’d rather hurl invective at my TV set. Why have any spectators at all then???

Why even attend a match if you can’t cheer or boo? Invest in earplugs if you can’t take it.

A rod pretzel?