You can look at anything under a microscope. The real question is whether one can interpret brain that has been pulpified by the energy imparted by a bullet traveling through it. That's why the smart football victims with CTE shoot themselves in the chest or overdose, so scientists have a pristine brain to look at…

No kidding. First time I heard this song it was in a Burger King ad. In fact, I crave a Whopper just listening to it.

Bummer. I was really looking forward to this…

Good luck with that brain exam if he shot himself in the head...

An opthalmologist is a doctor (MD/DO); an optometrist is not.

Note to self: Never go to prison

Interesting stats. Is the win expectancy for just this game or the whole series? I can't open the FanGraphs link.

Said the Ravens, "Nevermore!"

SPOILER: Justin was convicted of white collar crime.

The moral of the story is to help important people to advance yourself, not random nobodies who might be schmucks.

Wow, we can actually see another world that has weather! What's the 5 day forecast?

No chance of them being played today, is there? I'd love to hear how they sound.

I don't see Charlize Theron's evil queen being threatened or jealous of Kristen Stewart in any way shape or form. I can see Snooki being the queen or Aishwarya Rai being Snow White.

Here's an old Pepsi ad featuring the xenomorph:

I thought LV-426 was a planet? Now I gotta rewatch Alien and Aliens. Poor me.

That last photo looks like the worlds coolest air hockey table. I can't wait for this film.

Wouldn't blowing up an asteroid just turn it into thousands of meteors which will devastate the planet? I'm all for the nudging it out of the way plan.