Dear World,

I apologize to the rest of the planet that we elected Donald Trump our president.

Sinc.
Uncle Milty.

President Donald Trump, his allies, and the anti-Russiagate press have been taking their victory laps

Everyone in the DCCC thinking about the rise of the progressives:

Hate the dark skinned, spoil the redneck.

The additions are going to be an alien that only Lecy Goranson can see, a flamboyant talking Trans-Am, and Mr. T.

sounds Russian

Sacha: sounds Russian-y

Her response was a mild rebuke at best.

The real question is, “Do Flerkins enjoy the taste of space raccoons?”.

I’m rooting for a Tony Shalhoub/Missy Crider Galaxy Quest reference

RETROACTIVE SPOILER ALERT

Black Panther... But I guess Panthers are just a melanistic color variant of both jaguars and leopards which are still cats.

I’m not surprised Captain Marvel is doing well, the secret ingredient is...it’s good.

I was hoping coins would spill out of my monitor when I saw that.

“Oh, yer gonna want the Tru-Coat.”

I spend my Saturday afternoons volunteering at Upward Bound at Pace University, an extracurricular program that provides college prep and counseling for low-income, first-generation, college-bound high school students.

Queen 2: The Search For More Money

She doesn’t have the right haircut. At least not yet...