Just watch your local news tonight. They will report Turtle’s BS word for word and move onto the next story. This is how we end up with Cheeto as our president*

If you ever get a chance, listen to Jello Biafra’s spoken word about running against Feinstein for SF Mayor back in ‘79 (I think) Sounds like she hasn’t changed much. 

Don’t forget birthday announcements! I won free cake last year!

But I thought justice was blind and everyone is treated the same, rich or poor? Did something change?

Penn & Teller did a great episode of Bullshit that kinda relates to this. They did an awesome bottled water one as well. Those 2 episodes hold up. The rest...not so much, IMHO.

What about Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement? Terribly underrated show!!!

I was behind a Model 3 yesterday, and the fucking trunk lid was crooked. How do you not notice shit like that whilst doing an inspection before sale?

NPR did the same thing in 2016. Gotta have balance, right?

AKA pissing on the poor

But tax cuts = more money for all, don’t they? That’s what they keep telling me! 

Shit, most of the press won’t even use their 1st amendment right for fear of losing “access”

Agreed. Thankfully my local news isn’t owned by Sinclair (yet)

Fuck yeah Nick! Make those lawyers yacht payments!

Example 999,999,999,999 to stay the FUCK away from cable “news.” IT IS NOT FUCKING NEWS!!! IT IS ENTERTAINMENT!! FUCK!!!

Cable news is destroying real journalism. When will people learn?

Go worship Schultz, or another putz that got rich off the backs of hard-working people.

Welcome to the new U.S.S.R, formerly known as the USA.

Yeah, that is what I said.
Don’t you know what happens when you assume?

Didn’t this guy help introduce crack into LA in the 80's, along with the CIA? Asking for a friend.

Elway wants QBs that look and act like he did in the final 2 seasons of his career. Look at Manning! What a shit end to a great career.

This and public campaign financing will move us forward. Stop worshiping rich people!