I miss the days when they called drinks to the barista. I worked at SBUX in Colorado for 2 years, and had a fucking blast! I still can call a drink they way it should be. That was backwhen you actually had to know how to pull a shot, adjust the grind on-the-fly, use timers to time the shot (18-23 seconds was expected)

These business titans most likely voted for the idiot responsible for this, so excuse me if I don’t fucking care your business is tanking due to the fucking idiot you voted for. If you pay dues to the Chamber of Commerce or the NFIB, tough shit. You get what you pay and vote for.

Wingnut welfare!! 30 years from now he’ll be a nominee for SCOTUS.

And this is why we have Cheeto as our president* Media is so fucking weak and scared of losing access that journalism has been thrown out the window.

Try watching his 60 Minutes episode. 10 minutes of sheer fucking terror!!!

He’s way better at this job than his last, that is for sure!

Riot GRRRRRLS gotta make dough too! Not all can land a TV project with Fred “I’m creepy as fuck”Armisen.

They constantly measure your blood alcohol level, as they don’t want you wasted, just tipsy.

I’ve done this a few times since I have a buddy that worked for the highway patrol in my state. It’s a blast! You get to drink top-shelf booze, eat tasty snacks, and get driven home. And you really learn a lot about yourself and your tolerance for alcohol in the process.

If you have nothing to hide coppers, what are you afraid of? Oh yeah, laws only apply to regular folks, not cops. They get to shoot people, dogs, cats, etc. and go on paid vacation.

He is everything that is wrong with the Silicon Valley way of thinking. #1 rule in SV is NEVER TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYFUCKINGTHING!!!

This story is so similar to Bill Cosby. It was an unspoken truth in Reno, NV that he was drugging and raping women. But he poured $$$ into the UNR track, along with numerous other donations, so it was always swept under the rug.
And I just don’t know what to think of Lady Gaga any longer. She is super fucking smart,…

Who bailed as soon as Brexit passed. For a bunch of so-called tough guys, they sure run away at the first sign of trouble.

Hope she pays her campaign staffers better than her interns. 

I love SBUX and used to work there. But Peet’s is a way better product, IMHO. Cheaper as well. The last time I ordered my drink from SBUX, it was $8.07. 

The best thing that could happen is for no one to watch. But we know America loves a shit-show, so the ratings will most likely be quite high.

Well duh, Obama was the wrong color. Cheeto is just the right shade or orange. 

No 2001/2002 Maxima SE? I could blow past cops at 85 and they wouldn’t take a 2nd glance.

The Onion should be the only ones covering this weirdo at this point. Everything that comes out of his mouth sounds like an Onion headline or column. 

This dipshit will get beat down the first day they let his weird looking face out of protective custody. That is if he ever does.