I’m lucky- my dad is amazing. My husband had a very checked out dad ( who yet had full custody of him, but not his sister- refused to give up the male child), and was raised by baby sitters and a variety of either abusive or indifferent step moms. It could’ve made him a bad dad, but instead taught him how NOT to be…

Jennifer Garner is the absolute model of how to handle a divorce (from a moderately dickish partner) with grace and dignity. The more time goes by, the more I admire her. She has a chicken named Hennifer and a great Insta, too. :)

Ok so the one time I watched the actual TMZ show (??? that was a thing right and not something I dreamt up???) Denise was being followed by paparazzi and it was amazing because she didn’t give a fuck and was just like “hey do you know how to get on the freeway from here?” and actually took advantage of the fact that…

At least Denise already has her tagline.

i hope her 100 old ass pugs

A dramedy about an ambitious young athlete’s quest for distance running glory would be kind of interesting and novel, but let’s be real - Delilah will probably be just your average common or garden manic pixie dream girl.

I can’t wait for Mmmmmmm Boooopppppppp trilogy directed by Peter Jackson.

I think this could be a good show, if written from the real Delilah’s point of view. You’re a college athlete with a steady boyfriend. You meet some guy at a party who develops a crush on you, and he turns out to be in a rock band. He writes a bland but catchy song about your pretend long-distance relationship, with…

I was in a fraternity back when I was an undergrad at UCLA and we never even thought of branding ourselves.  My pledge class went out to get matching tattoos, but I missed that night and I’m glad I did.

Rage, baby!

“I’m genuinely sincere.”

I saw this at Target and almost bought it because CHER HOROWITZ!!!!! Even though I’m 23 years older now.

I watched this season, because...Well, I always watch, what can I say. Becca had a strong lead in Blake, an equal, a good partner. What she found in Garrett was someone comforting who “reminded her of her dad,” which she seemed to be obsessed with. She chose a Golden Retriever, a pet she could mold into her own…

When I was about 9, and obsessed with Dynasty, I made up a story that Catherine Oxenberg was a relative of my grandmother. Why? I don’t know. Still feel guilty about it, but kind of proud of how niche my lie was.

Re: Brooklyn Decker’s new company.
Amy Heckerling invented something similar already in Clueless. This technology is over 20 years old.

Troian Bellisario and Jesse Towing are expecting you mean

I might suggest you smoke an amount that allows you to have something approaching long term memory. Oh, and switch to a indica, you’re getting paranoid.

After having my own apartment for seven years and having enough $$ to have a dog for at least as long, I finally adopted a doggo yesterday! Her name is BB and she is very cute and loving. She even came potty trained! Her only “flaw” is some separation anxiety, so I’m a bit anxious about work on Monday, but I have a…

I had to ask for a new supervisor at work today. I’m not thrilled to have to do it, but I did.

According to Chuck Bass school is for people without an inheritance.