When I saw that he went to Cooley, I burst out laughing. It’s a terrible school, and they’ll literally admit anyone.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

Cohen started out as a personal injury lawyer after graduating from that powerhouse of talent: Cooley Law School. From their own wiki:

That is one prepared witness. My hat is off to her attorney.

I had no idea what a capybara was until I read that Darwin had come across them in South America and somehow used them to bolster his theory of evolution. I can’t remember how and google is no help. Apparently they can get quite big. Imagine being English and running across what looks like a gerbil the size of a large…

As someone trained in trial litigation, the Rule Zero of cross examination is that you never ask what, in the business, is known as “the question too far.”

Ok, but.. does this child who is now a adult have the Trump chin??

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Ma’am, you’ve fucked a lot of guys. Isn’t it possible that you accidentally fucked this guy?

Tiff is probably safe. The alleged affair was in the late 80s, meaning that even if the child was a full-chested blonde, she’d be aging out of Trump’s target range.

It is definitely within the realm of possibility. The Kardashian family’s businesses is sharing their private lives with the public—albeit in a carefully controlled and orchestrated way—and this sort of information manipulation is what the celebrity gossip industry is all about. For normal people, this would seem like…

oh no-no-no, this is not good for Tiff. She’s already like lowest on the Daddy love meter and if there is another child ... a hot child ... a nubile full chested blonde fem child then poor Tiffany has lost her seat at the T-Day table. Fuck it all ...

Just did something I never thought I’d do. I farted a long, gasoline cloud and then blamed it on the dog. No sulfur tinge though, just pure gasoline. What causes gasoline smelling farts?

Well I had a baby ten minutes before Monday was over. The placenta decided to rip itself away from my uterus in some sort of attempt to kill us both. That was the least fun I’ve ever had, but fortunately my intuition brought me to the hospital an hour earlier.

That verifies the anecdotal horror stories, and I’m glad you’re having a positive experience in a field that can be difficult for women, and totally #notallmen etc., but this study that suggests even quiet and polite men are more likely to view themselves as smarter than women, which speaks to a huge gender/cultural…

Well, NO SHIT.

This headline is missing important information - Newly Released Bodycam Video Shows North Carolina Cop Beating a BLACK Man. The descriptor tells you the why. Jaywalking was just the pretext. Asheville has never been nearly as enlightened as it like to pretend. 

Love is still alive!!!!!! My OTP Jeffrey and Ina Garten are still going strong. Love is alive and living in a beautiful house in the Hamptons with a huge carton of heavy cream always in the fridge.

I just dry heaved. That is gross.

The purity movement was so bonkers. I knew people who were into it, but doing some very, very risky things to skirt around the PiV moment. It always seemed like a Why Fight Nature? question for me. (I am admittedly not religious AT ALL, and never have been.) Young adults are humans. Mature humans are generally fairly…