God, this gave me a much-needed laugh!

I am in the bathtub right now! Napping afterwards. Husband did the whole night last night and I only woke up once to pump, then went back to bed. 

Thanks. A lot of the early problems in my marriage resulted from me not communicating my needs then getting pissed off when they weren’t met. Not to say my husband was blameless, but when I was posting here venting in the heat of anger, I wasn’t capable of reflecting on how I could have communicated better and I made…

We have a therapy appointment Thursday and our couples therapist specializes in parenthood transitions. She also is good at calling both of us out on our shit, so I think it’ll be helpful to be back in therapy.

Thanks. I am just not getting any sleep and don’t have any family around to help out. My husband is doing everything else right - doing all the chores and cooking. He just will not sacrifice any sleep so I can get some. I can’t make him understand that getting such little sleep for weeks is impacting my ability to…

I have read it. It’s not a sleep thing, not an emotional labor thing. He isn’t willing to take any shifts during the week except one at 6 am to 8 am, and my baby is not sleeping. So I regularly get about 2 hours of sleep a day, and I feel physically and mentally terrible. My dad died a couple weeks ago and I can’t…

He is fine ar childcare - he just won’t take night shifts and allow me to sleep. He is really selfish about it. And our baby has not been sleeping well day or night. So anytime he is home on an evening or weekend, I am so exhausted that I can’t take any time to be a human and mentally replenish by doing something…

He’s perfectly willing to care for our kid while I take a bath. This is the problem -because he doesn’t take night shifts at all during the week and doesn’t fulfill our agreement that he take weekend nights, I am normally so desperate to catch some sleep that I can’t. I don’t get to do anything for myself because I…

It is. I take every week night while I am on leave with the agreement that he take weekend nights and bottle feed. He does not do that. Last night, he came home drunk and I had to do a 7 hour shift to his 3, two of which he slept during. I got 2 hours of sleep total last night. He got 9. He has woken me up in the…

My husband has not been doing his part for our 2-month old and I am about to murder him, but we have a dinner reservation for our first post baby date night that’s been on the books for like four months. I would rather take a bath and read a book that has nothing to do with parenting for two hours, but hey. At least I…

My sister and I are visiting our mom. I just stepped in my sister’s dog’s shit in the floor barefoot in the dark. It was a rough fucking day and that was the icing on the cake. Fuck.

Yeah I am 34 and my dad just died from lung cancer. His funeral was today. He was great. I just had my first baby, and be he never got to meet my son before he died. He would have been a great grandpa. It’s almost worse to have everyone tell me how awesome he was, because it hammers home all that we’ve lost.

I haven’t watched RHOBH consistently in years, but this has me excited to watch again!

I wasn’t commenting on whether she is reasonable on being in the Real Housewives cast - I love it! I had missed that Sheen requested a modification and thought the person I replied to was saying her child support would go down by virtue of her income increasing.

I must have missed that in the post, I’m sorry! Was up with a screaming infant when I replied to you. 

Child support isn’t about the income of the custodial parent - it’s a statutorily set percentage of the noncustodial parent’s income regardless of what the custodial parent makes.

Becca also should have been wary because every time he discussed his divorce, he blamed it on his ex-wife 100%. 

212 fuck you

My college boyfriend and his fraternity brothers got branded. The night he did it, he came home and the wound was so disgusting. I took care of it for weeks, but that was what made me decide to break up with him, that he voluntarily decided to brand himself, and with that of all things. I had told him that I would…

For what it’s worth, I never had luck with the cycle tracking apps because my cycle was irregular. I got pregnant the first time I used Clear Blue Easy’s ovulation test strips. I was ovulating a full week after the app said I was. My husband and I did an obligatory ovulating bang because I was super sick and lo, now…