i guess "straight out Memphis" means loudmouth asshole.  

re: the beatles. bullshit. they were good musicians even in the early days. ask any guitarist/bassist. rookie mistake: let’s jam on an early beatles tune. way harder than it sounds, innit? quincy is a crotchety old man. his daughter, rashida, can do no wrong, however.

Torchinsky, you’re an editor according to your sig. Check out the second sentence in this piece.

German shepherd. Oh, the irony.

i love you.

i love this! probably because i’ve never been to an eastern euro football match. or any football match, really. if i was there, i’d probably be shitting bricks. the flares and smoke and chaos make the old veteran’s stadium shenanigans look like romper room.

there’s 2 things in this world I despise: those that are intolerant of other peoples’ cultures...and the dutch! - Austin Powers' fazsher

This gallery pleases me to no end. It’s a great, rainy Monday morning.

someone named their kid "nadir". that someone should consult a dictionary prior to naming another child.

thx for posting this. levon kills me. this brings me to tears. rest in peace, brother.

baseball: the batter can run to either first or third base (if the bases are empty) with no hint or preview to the umps or other team. all subsequent runners must travel in that same direction while that original base-runner and those following him are on base. when the bases clear (new inning, rbi., etc) the new…

I don’t know who this is or the context of this gif, but I love it!

i love the gif of this girl! I miss my girls being that age. now they're just over it and too cool for everything.

Fritz is awesome! I love his assortment of neckwear. Cleary a style maven, he's no simple cur ashamed of his athletic shortcomings. He's a sweet boy that just needs a little practice. Go, Fritz!

is that a warner brothers neck tat? nice! th-th-th that's all, folks!

love the way homie puts down his purple drank before getting into the firefight. bonus for the dramatic slide retraction.

what language are these einsteins speaking? the mental acuity of these disasters is mindboggling.

eisen's going to get sent down again for this one...

I haven't seen all of statham's movies, but of those I have seen, "snatch" is my favorite.

I agree. I never understood the allure of chris rock. he wasn't particularly noteworthy on snl (nat x? please.). his stand-up is mediocre at best, and his acting is also average. though I did like him on an ep of "louie" a season or so ago. he has had some good moments (the clip on what to do if the cops pull you…