“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

However, the kinds of things they’re collecting here are so broad and so open that it amounts to recording church confessionals and daily correspondence.

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

Protesting and resistance WILL affect this man like no other President. If Pence were in charge he would just shake his head with a fake smile and go back to imposing the Dark Ages on America.

Yes. Especially when you have the new President pounding phrases like “America first,” a call back to the America First movement which pressed the U.S. not to enter into WWII and sympathized with the Nazi regime.

EXACTLY BRUH! It amazes me we have ACTUAL Americans literally trying to hoist these guy as some sort of hero. It’s a shame that we have to experience this trash on top of having to hear about how BLM are terrorist or why are women marching in Washington. It’s like sensory overload of ignorance. THE ONLY GOOD thing…

I can’t believe that even in Europe, where I live, where many of my family died in camps, even there, this kind of people are raising their heads again.

I really came to hate that old person argument against POGO. “But people are crashing, cuz of pokemon go!”

Hey Haters. This is a real happy ending story to 2016. Happy New Year everyone!

It’s true. Someone needs to assemble the evolution chart for this little guy.

See friends, 2016 wasn’t so bad after all.

They took it to a pokecenter?

Trying to get cancelled, obviously.

I hate it when people say, “I’m moving to Canada!” Odds are, we don’t want you either. Canada is not your safe space when things don’t go your way.

The timeless wisdom of John Waters.

Mental illness is still taboo in our society and sometimes the rate of denial among family and spouses is on par with substance abuse addiction. Kim is a person of normal intelligence, and I assume she like most people would be the last person to recognize that their spouse needs professional help. It’s easy for third…

Exactly. Having suffered mental health issues myself, I remember times where I was acting like Kanye and people LOVED it. No, I wasn’t famous or bringing in money, but I was making parties more interesting and doing “artist” things and people were getting entertainment out of my unhealthy behavior. I look back at my…

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Being Lena Dunham sounds exhausting.