I’ve has it repeatedly tell me I’m driving when walking. If I could walk or run that fast I wouldn’t need a game like Pokémon Go to get me walking.

Sometimes it thinks I’m driving while I’m sitting in the office.

He is good at it. I also appreciate is RAF service, and currently he’s flying air ambulances. So, he’s doing something more than just showing up at events.

And not too old for Grandma to let him know who wears the pants in the family!

Whatever anyone thinks of the existence of his job, he is very good at his job.

Divorce attorney here!

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

I thought this guy looked familiar...

You know, it was funny watching Rove’s head implode on election night 2012. When he literally got up from his desk, walked into the polling rooms, and started asking everyone how Obama won. And I remember that lady that posted that hour long YouTube video lamenting Obama’s victory and her cursing out Republicans for…

I’m really starting to get worried that this sort of talk is going to incite violence on election night. Because when he loses, the portion of ABSOLUTELY INSANE society that he has legitimized and riled up will be absolutely irrevocably convinced that the world has ended and they’re therefore free to go on shooting…

“Donald Trump is a narcissistic three-legged capybara who slipped in a pool of old cooking oil and skidded into a mirror and was knocked out cold and then woke up thinking he’s Zeus.”

The basic stance Trump supporters have adopted is something like: “We’ve nominated a candidate who is completely incompetent, disturbingly unhinged, and completely offensive to larges sections of the population. He has done nothing to build a coalition or even run a campaign. ALL THE POLLS ARE FAKED AND IF WE LOSE…

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

“ya’ll” [sic] is a contraction of “you all” and should therefore be written as “y’all”

Lawyer here, I am so confused. First, a Saturday deposition is exceedingly rare. Second, she’s lucky they didn’t call it a day after waiting an hour. I would have and then put it on the record that she’s a no-show, sought sanctions, etc. Third, as someone who has conducted hundreds and hundreds of depositions, unless…

Team Seth 4 ever.

Well Beiber is a massive dick!

Jeremy’s car,

Pidgey is next on the false excitement list. Followed by Ekans.

RAT-TA-TA: The mouse Pokemon