Your lips say no, but your eyes say…unh-unh-unh…

I failed the part about charts on my SAT test.

The Baseball Hall of Fame is not a place for gamblers! It’s a place for racists, philanders, alcoholics and anyone who used PED’s before the arbitrary deadline of 1995.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

I had a conversation with my students about the shootings. It started because we read Through the Woods graphic novel-the story with the girl walking through the forest alone and had to avoid the wolf. At the end, the wolf tells her she had to make it through the woods safe everytime while he only had to be lucky…

“Watch CNN for five minutes,” NUPD Chief Michael A. Davis told the Globe. “There are things that are happening around the country that cause us to pay attention.”

That’s 72 virgins, not 72 versions of pie.

hmmm no

...or, as I call it, apospastry.

Pie > Cake...why ruin pie like this? Mary Shelly in all her wisdom warned us of pushing things to far, thus resulting in abomination.

I hear that in Germany it’s really popular to get a portrait done in the style of a leper whose face is sloghing off.

I know right. Finally a hero for all of us who hate late people and dicks.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

So... Trump does have a black friend...

Well, they’ve never gone wrong giving it to a German chancellor before.

Contemptible Ratfucker Earns Additional Malice

I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

maybe she is an IT ( Information Technology or Income Tax) girl

i tried to watch by the sea... i tried so hard...