I get the joke but I too thought about how quickly and efficiently they handled everything, and I came to one conclusion:

I get the joke but I too thought about how quickly and efficiently they handled everything, and I came to one conclusion:

Yeah sorry there is absolutely no reason for this many people to “coach” a football team. You need, like, four guys tops.

I don’t really know any of this to be indisputably true

five years

This is exactly what happened. It kind of pisses me off how succinct you are. 

UIowa has a rich music program that attracts all types. 

Yes it’s supposed to be fun and there are scholarship and networking opportunities for music majors, but usually someone up the chain (director, drum major, administration) is such a dictator or a self-promoting piece of shit that it usually drives out anyone that can think for themselves. It’s ultimately not worth…

DID ANY OF YOU EVEN FUCKING WATCH THE VIDEO?

The gate code for this website is “wypipo” and you’re gonna talk shit? Hating whites is par for the course on The Root and you’re gonna defend this cheating homophobe? Hmmmmm....

Unless you’re talking about “number of seasons suspended.”

Frankly, they should have played the game in a park with trees and picnic tables and gopher holes and parked cars and an uneven surface and a concrete path running diagonally across the field.

Ive been a grad student/grad assistant on a tuition waiver/stipend throughout my Masters and Doctorate. Some of these student jobs could be tied to their 20-hour/week assistantships and that’s where their monthly stipend comes from. That’s just how graduate school works, honestly. Universities run on the backs of…

As a Cubs fan I don’t need Rajai Davis getting any more clutch hits.

At the end of the day, the baseball diamond, dugout, locker room, etc. are all part of the players’ and umpires’ workplace. They, like any employee working anywhere, need to be mindful of what they say and do around fellow employees, management, and customers. Employees everywhere can usually get away with swearing…

Were they wearing helmets?

I think this ought to be considered, especially when it’s coming from a team like the (gulp) Yankess; a team that is usually on the other side of the wallop. I’m a Cubs fan, and it’s a somewhat similar situation. The Cubs are still capable of putting up double digit runs, but the pitching has gotten so bad that lately…

Is it weird that I know who Tyler Cameron is but not Gigi Hadid? 

This is the most Irish title I’ve ever read. What would an American equivalent title be?