Aye aye, comrade! 

He’s not as Suave as I once thought. 

4Chan says the “dead” picture is Anthony Bourdain from last year. 

Why this new picture? I thought for sure we had some more shades of red to explore...

I understand where you’re coming from, and the person who left the letter was totally tactless. But truthfully, them’s the responsibilities of being a homeowner in a community. At the very least you should try to minimize the amount of weekly care you have to put into your curb appeal. There are tons of ways you can…

White person checking in. This is not racist. This is accurate. This is funny. That is all.

This sounds fucking amazing. I’m all for it.

I mean, it’s been nine years since he started at TBS. How many shows in general make it nine years? I wouldn’t say it “didn’t work out.” I watch most of my Conan clips online now anyway. It’s allowed him to diversify and reach his fans in different ways. I also think since he’s getting older he probably wants to spend…

Look I want them to win it all, but there is at least a measurable chance they will lose in the end, at which point the amount of shit they’re going to have to eat may be insurmountable.

I just don’t want to hear it if they lose. They are going to eat SO. MUCH. SHIT if they talk this big of a game and lose in the final. 

Sad story but Facebook comments =/= journalism

The article title calls him a celebrity. The scoreboard calls him a “famous person.”

It would be too big to fit in his hands, though.

#gifsyoucanhear

Anything my mother cooked. Uninspired, flavorless casseroles. Chicken Tetrazzini with bland chicken, no cheese, and the wettest mushrooms ever. Yet she kept making it, knowing full well half of the household despised it.

Those are White Castle burgers in the picture and for a fleeting second I got really excited. 

SHAPIRO: This is a fundamental question, as to whether you think that that principle was meant to include all people or if it was meant to include a particular subset.

Or if you want a brand name cooler that won’t break the bank:

Or if you want a brand name cooler that won’t break the bank:

Now this is the kind of Hope Solo beef I’m looking for...

Papi probably tried to steal the dude’s mofongo.