*Laughs in Xbox*

I am shocked....SHOCKED...Well not that shocked.

Just a reminder that good, well-to-do professors are denied tenure all the time and most likely this was just general admin-ahh fuck it none of you care. 

At this point if there’s anyone who needs self-correction on this holier-thou bullshit it’s the writers on this god awful blog.

There’s always going to be *someone* that doesn’t like the way you run the ship.

These packs of themed UNO cards are the worst quality possible. I got the Harry Potter set for a friend’s birthday and I’ve used paper towels more rigid than the shit card stock these cards are printed on. 

These packs of themed UNO cards are the worst quality possible. I got the Harry Potter set for a friend’s birthday…

Slow news day? 

Not me! I didn’t get involved so you can’t say I left if I never showed up. I decided to not be out in the crowds and protests (and subsequent violent riot videos) like a moron and tried to exude more humanism in my immediate surroundings.

Yeah sorry but if I was a cop, “There’s weed in my car and that’s definitely not more drugs it’s my daughter’s ashes” is not a story I’d believe at face value.

“Leave it to The Root to go all hypocritical-high-and-mighty on us and-oh...oh I see...”

This is a deal? These things are regularly $29.99, not to mention the $1 deals Amazon routinely has when you sign up for a month of Amazon Music (and can immediately cancel).

This is a deal? These things are regularly $29.99, not to mention the $1 deals Amazon routinely has when you sign up…

“ELVIS SHOULD ONLY BE SHOT FROM THE WAIST UP! WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN!”

It just hit me. Ben Shapiro is this generation’s “Elvis can only be shot from the waist up” guy.

I actually went to High School with someone that works on the show and has been an on-screen guest several times. Every time I see news about this I keep wondering if it was my classmate who spoke out. 

LOL like I fucking care. Go shoot your toxicity at someone else. 

LOL like I fucking care. Go shoot your shitty clapbacks and half-wit toxicity at someone else.

Oh no. You thought that reply was for you (it wasn’t) and got really mad about it. How embarrassing for you.

What? You’re the one with the holier-than-thou attitude and the chip on your shoulder about other people’s education. 

I’m sure the thank you note is in the mail.

Yeah, you’re right. He was just one guy getting murdered! Surely one person getting murdered wouldn’t spark a whole movement or anything like that. That’s ancient history.