I guess LeBron didn’t quiet use spell check, they’re...

Two Nineteen?

There’s a Cox dealership here in NC and the ads on TV are so cringey. At the end of all the ads it shows the dealer’s preteen daughter saying, and I’m not making this up, “Before you buy, give Cox a try!!”

“Hey you know that thing that’s important to you? Well it’s not important to me and I don’t think it should be important to you or anyone else.”

Everything posted on Twitter becomes the IP of Twitter. You don’t really “own” your online profile, companies bury that fact in their Terms of Service when you sign up for their site. No one makes a dime on social media without the social media taking a cut first.

It doesn’t come with anything besides preinstalled data. You don’t own those games. I don’t know how many more times it needs to be said. 

As long as he keeps making movies that I want to go see and doesn’t pull a Weinstein, I really don’t care about who the lead is. As far as the “I’ve seen that movie” quote, he’s 100% right. I don’t think I’ve seen a movie besides “Get Out” in the last 4 years that didn’t have the words “Star” and “Wars” in it. Peele…

Yep. They lost by one point.

I really loathe people who root for college teams when they did not actually attend said college, but Dee Brown almost made me root for U of Illinois for a couple years (I went to Northern Illinois).

Hack

Moreover - if my parents/someone just gave me $500k and cut me off there, I could probably live modestly off of the dividends for the rest of my life. while working a job that doesn’t require a college degree. What an extreme waste of money, and now they’re probably going to lose a lot more in the court battles and…

No arguments there, my dude.

When the University of Illinois got rid of the Chief Illiniwek mascot in 2007, it was one of the few times my dad ever really got upset about something coming out of the mainstream. He, like most of the alumni, was dumbfounded that something so innocuous (those were simpler times, roll with me) and long-standing was…

Thanks for explaining my joke.

Notes like these always fall flat for me when they’re our to many spelling errors in it. 

Real things are fake now. Haven’t you heard?

Nah - biggest difference is St. Louis fans have always been racists. 

In the eyes of the law, as written by non-musicians, sure.

Exactly, no one owns beats on 1 & 2 and lyrics in a triplet pattern on 3 & 4.

That lawsuit was bullshit though. Their depositions were so fucking lame and cocky. If they had an ounce of music theory training they could have explained how commonplace those rhythms are in all genres of music and gotten off. Instead they chose to act like entitled, smug assholes in their depositions and gave their…