YES YES YES FUCKING HELL YES!!!!! I have been very stressed. I was thinking that I didn’t have the fortitude to fight this bullshit, that I might need to just curl up in a ball for four to eight years in order to save my sanity.

I am looking forward to it. That bitch is the worst and I hope her outside continues on its path of matching her inner being.

You’re already making the same excuse that the rest of the trump supporters are going to be making the next four years, rather than criticize any of his terrible decisions and terrible cabinet choices the only response any trump supporters seem to have is “WELL IT WOULD BE WORSE IF IT WERE HILLARY”.

Even granting all this, Trump is worse in all of those criteria. He is more hawkish (other than toward his daddy Russia), he’ll be far more friendly to Wall Street interests than Hillary would have, and is proposing massive tax cuts for the rich while slashing social programs for the rest of us.

She isn’t the President. Your guy is. You fucked up. Bad. And re-litigating the election isn’t distracting anybody from your role in the dismantling of this country. One thing I can with confidence say of a hypothetical Clinton presidency—when it was over the country would still be around.

“Lastly, I don’t think any person would have chosen Hillary as a paragon of virtue and human decency.”

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Hillary Clinton literally brought up Russia hacking the DNC during a debate where she and Donald were on the same stage. Now he’s trying to say that no one said anything until after he won?

...and never recline my seat.

Hot take: Loud dudes (they don’t even have to be drunk) are by far worse than babies on a plane.

Unfriended a high school acquaintance over her assertion that Christians were being discriminated against. I cannot with these people anymore they can get fucked with a chainsaw and die.

Just remind your father that Christmas isn’t a holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, it was appropriated from Western European Paganism as a way to indoctrinate them toward Christianity. Just start saying “Happy Winter Solistice”.

This Jew’s go-to answer for many years has been, “It’s a fucking national holiday. What more do you want?”

I wish I could do an extra star for Roswell.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.