Once he shaves it, he’s gonna look like Squidward from SpongeBob.

And do I detect a soupçon of bronzer?

Can someone tell me what Pete Davidson has done in the past that makes him a bad person? It’s alluded to in the article and I don’t remember him doing anything terrible and I couldn’t find anything on a quick google search.

Holy crap, that was a hard left turn in that last paragraph! I assumed this was an essay that would celebrate someone not self-destructing post breakup: he didn’t go back to drugs, he has not publicly insulted Grande, and has been incredibly self-deprecating. Instead the thesis is that he is coming up short! What the…

Yeah, I’m Team Pete on this one. He was doing a promo for Saturday Night Live, for fuck’s sake, which is a COMEDY SKETCH SHOW. Ariana Grande’s response was stupidly immature. Quite frankly, I give massive side-eye to anyone who airs their personal issues on a public forum, whether or not they’re a celebrity. The whole…

I had kind of the same initial thought re: hotness based on height, but I came to the conclusion that I think of Comey the same way I think of the dad of one of my friends; attractive in a way where I can totally see why my friend’s mom got with him but not attractive enough for me to want to hit it. I wouldn’t say…

This is actually big, and woefully underreported, news. They took computer hard drives and files. There were quite a few agents involved. The raided firm’s director is a former business partner of Roger Stone and Paul Manafort. There are also ties between the firm and the head of Trump’s entertainment branch…

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

“People don’t ask that question,

Ironically, the Confederacy’s greatest general, Robert E. Lee was a staunch abolitionist. But he so strongly felt that the way the Constitution was written was that States Rights were more beholden than Federal Rights. He supposedly agonized 0ver it, and even the Union was begging him to stay with them, but he…

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

I love his tone when he says it, too. I’ve heard my brother use this tone often with my nephews when they were toddlers!

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

“I think our side’s been proven very strongly”

This article is a bizarre attack on Elizabeth Moss and the film. And who the fuck cares about her religion? If she wants to hang with those weirdos, go for it, it doesn’t affect me.

“I am not a racist.”™

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.