For fuck’s sake, people. Cats don’t carry the UGT1A6 gene. In plain English? They can’t metabolize plant toxins. You’re going to trash their liver or kidneys and that is NOT a nice way to die. I’m not saying we shouldn’t investigate alternative forms of arthritis relief, but don’t impose your uncontrollable pot habit…

It is any consolation there are like 30 republicans in WA and they’re all in Eastern WA. They didn’t have many options for Chairs.

No kidding. Also, not that there is anything “funny” about this whole situation, but seriously- Billy Bush is a part of THAT BUSH FAMILY. Did he not think that maybe his cousin, who was running for the Republican nomination might be interested in this information, like, a year ago? Did anyone at the RNC vet their…

Don’t lump the whole list all together. There are those, such as John Kasich, who saw through Trump’s bullshit and NEVER endorsed him.

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

“OH COME ON I JUST GOT HERE”

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.

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Came to say the same! It’s like calm down dude, there’s no medal for colon mining (at least, not in this context). I hope he washed his hands.

Better than rooting around in some weeds for a little dude’s ass, I suppose.

Nope. Don’t care. He’s pretty enough he doesn’t also need to be smart. I’ll be smart for both of us.

That cop looks way too happy considering the fact he was just rooting around in some dude’s ass for a little weed.

I live near Ilana! Together, we are basically the same as Broad City.

I thought Taylor Schilling and Carrie were dating? Guess it’s over :/. If this rumor is true, they look adorbz, if they’re just friends, they look adorbz.

I find him charming. But I’ve always had questionable taste in men. As Mr Mars can attest to.

The whole idea of eating in the shower makes me want to throw right up. I just cannot handle food that close to water. The sogginess potential-ugh.

Dump the CGI and just put ol’ Rach in a wig or something. She’s clearly not afraid to look goofy/ugly on TV and is funny AF.

She is the Michelle Williams of the SNL clique.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who can’t shake Jon Favreau as Pete the wannabe UFC champ!

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