I met him when I was 16!!! Fuuuck me the man is INSANELY GORGEOUS in person. His face, his eyes, his height his everything. It was at a screening of a movie he did and I asked a question; afterwards when we met, he touched my arm and said, “That was a great question, btw. Most people get really nervous and that was…

Pacey Joshua Jackson has, for as long as I can remember seeing him around, been on my I Just Like His Face list. I mean, not that there’s an actual list, but y’all know what I mean.

Yeah, turns out this was from the late Thursday night showings, which are far fewer.

I literally keep gifs like this around for when I’m having a sad.

Maybe she says “Jake Gylle..., Joe Jona..., John May..., Harry Sty..., Connor Kenne..., Calvin Harr..., Taylor Laut.... Taylor! ... Taylor Swift!”

Heidi Cruz... Though she may be better referred to as a hostage.

I am very happy in my relationship with Astronaut Mike Dexter.

Taco?!! Is that the “Puttin’ On The Ritz” guy from the ‘80s?

Astronaut Mike Dexter and I are very happy, thank you very much.

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

Yea....as soon as I saw he used her full name instead of just saying “Taylor”, my suspicion hackles were raised. Who calls their significant other by their full name?

Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy. Thanks for asking. That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.

It was the one of the first things I saw before my caffeine fix, so yes. I legitimately screamed.

Are you

Co-signed,

I wish.

Double Chris Evans boob grab is the perfect antidote. Thank you so much.