if you dont want to get hit, then why are you walking around with a face HUH

Damn. You’ve got the insufferable teenage male narrative voice down. You could have told me this was a chapter from a John Green novel and I wouldn’t have blinked.

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?

Now I have to rewatch Tommy Boy.

MitsuBEEshi.

I... may have grabbed a guy by the throat and shoved him up against the wall in the Powerhouse once. “Don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, and don’t touch me.”

The whole room went dead, and all I could say was, “I swear I’m a NICE PERSON!!”

What if you needed something faxed and someone was all like, “Faxed it for you!”

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

Seriously. And even when they ask ...

I had a dude ask if he could touch me at a bar. I said, in no uncertain terms, “No.” He asked again, and I said No. He tried to touch me and I grabbed his wrist and stabbed him with my thumbnail. He was then thrown out of the bar.

Even when the ask, they’re not really asking.

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he…

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I CAN ANSWER THE BABY QUESTION. I wondered the same thing until I had kids. It’s because trying to rinse the sand off of or change the diaper of a little girl wearing a one piece bathing suit is the kind of experience that should be reserved for those milling around the seventh circle of hell.

But any reason to use this Gif is the beeeeest!

Does that mean Jean-Ralphio gets piggy back rides?

Depending on one’s perspective, it’s also possible to view it as “Wouldn’t have been born.” Not everyone believes life begins at conception. For instance, I’ve miscarried twice (10 and 11 weeks). I do not consider either scenario as a dead child. Some women might.

I’ve noticed so many of these “Pregnancy Crisis Centers” popping up around me (SE Michigan). Now that I’m pregz i realllllly wanna go visit one and troll them when they try to spout “facts” at me.

Sounds like a family of rednecks to me