For me the Armisen thing really came to a head after Elisabeth Moss discussed their divorce and it was posted on here last year or so, but there's also just something about him. Like I can only watch two or three Portlandias in a row before he annoys me too much.

Yeah, he’s lucky he’s a good concert buddy/my husband’s friend too/my cat likes him. It also helps that we live in different states and usually communicate via text/IM.

I actually loved Ursala she was the shit. Ariel should’ve read the fucking contract and been self-confident enough not to change herself and disown her family for some guy she barely knew. Little baby Ursala will be a boss!

I’m confused. Where are the dickhead celebrity stories? I wanna read the one about Louis CK

TBH I’ve liked “dadbod” since I was in high school, & at that time it was not on dads LOL Yes, those muscley ripped Channing Tatum’s are nice to look at, but in reality I don’t really wanna snuggle with a rock. I want someone a little softer, warmer, inviting to snuggle with.

I must admit I'd be kind of curious to see him in person now that I've read your account of his looks. I remember finding him horribly handsome in Roseanne when I was like 11-12. I dunno, just the string of ladies for 15 years all the while going on about how he'd never marry again kind of put me off I think...

You'd think this would ruin my year, but this means he likes nerdy girls, so I could have been a contender, right?

Because, for the last time, she probably not that nice. She's friend with Chelsea Handler. She dated Seth McFarlane. Every time she does a comedy bit or interview, she does this "faux self-aggrandizement at the expense of others" thing which I've long suspected is not so faux. Plus, I'm 90% sure that blind item about…

at first i was horrified and then i realize- this will be me. i will do this, probably. if i ever get proposed to, it will not be a beautiful moment, it will be me in hysterics and disgusting looking and i will need to just bullshit sob oh my god

...he save bread...?

Russian bread saving man is my spirit animal. No human will ever love the carbohydrates like he does

When one of the guys tried to stop her, she pulled his beanie off his head and used it to wipe herself.

The only Aaliyah I'm here for is "Are You That Somebody?"

I find it terribly sad that everyone doesn't get what raven was saying with her comments about being called an African American.

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

My older sister's wedding, I had no idea I was supposed to be a bridesmaid until the night before at my older sister's bachelor/bachelorette's party (she told me I needed to wear a black top and jeans), even then I had to ask my younger sister because I thought it would be rude to question her (older sister). I showed…