It’s always funny when they are being made fun of, like this one (it speaks to me on so many levels). Something about the just girly things memes being made fun of cracks me up every time.

It really isn’t! When I first moved here I felt like something was off about the news channels and realized that I’m used to hearing about robberies and shootings and for the most part here they talk about car accidents. I did get warned by people before moving here to be careful because Texas police don’t mess…

Now you are just twisting my words and I think my response will be moot. But here goes

It’s not exactly about the speeding tickets, but in a way it is. Police are supposed to be there to make you feel safe and when it comes to them being harsh with you with something like speeding how are you supposed to feel when you are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time in a worse situation. Them treating…

I keep my ID on me on walks too, for the same exact reason. Not sure if it’s because I’ve lived in some shady neighborhoods, but you never know what can happen while doing something as innocent as a walk or jog, like this incident has proven. Also Austin, Texas police are dicks. In most places I’ve lived in when you…

I have never been one to watch the Real Housewives series, until Lisa Rinna joined. I love her, mostly because she is a terrible person and owns it. She has no shame, and I respect it.

I don’t care if I’m a SJW. BUT SO. MUCH. ANGER!!!!

Just looked it up, he is married :( but that’s what fantasies are for!!

I’m jealous too!! I have a thing for voices and his makes me weak in the knees.

So true!! And actually a reason why Oregon didn’t legalize marijuana with Washington and Colorado. I knew a lot of pro marijuana people who voted no and wanted to see if there were any loopholes that needed to be fixed by watching what happened in Washington and Colorado.

Let me make up for Nick Lachey with another story, about my hometown deciding to own a marijuana store in order to keep the town from failing. They literally had to keep their street lamps off at night because they couldn’t afford to pay for the electricity. http://www.opb.org/news/article/f…

You mean a Groucho Marx mask ISN’T mandatory when a guy goes down on a woman?? Because that’s what I’ve told all them men I’ve dated. I can only imagine how their next girlfriends reacted....

I did sleep with OJ Simpson... Guess I well never have anything in kommon with Kris *le sigh*

The men on my mom’s side of the family are all laid back jokesters who tend to due in their 50’s and the women on my mom’s side are all cuemudgeonly stick in the muds who seem to live forever. Not even kidding, one of my great grandma’s through up a fight well into her 90’s about being able to live on her own even…

It doesn’t help them that they decided to do this for the Telemundo debate, which focuses mainly on the Mexican-American population that can highly influence which party goes into office next year.

I’m going to leave this right here....

I totally agree with you. I am the “let’s go to the courthouse and get this over with” kinda gal and, after months of gathering courage, finally broke things off with my now ex-boyfriend who didn’t want to get married and didn’t want kids and yet wanted to consume the time I had open, and would make me feel guilty if…

That’s been Vancouver’s nickname long before Portlandia lol. And it really is just like its nickname insinuates.

It reminds me of this, so much....

After a while you start to figure out how to keep your balance in heels and next thing you know you will be able to run in them. I used to be able to run in then but after not wearing heels for a few years now my super powers are gone...