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I love what Amy Schumer is doing, she is so shameless and proud of it, hell yeah!! On a related story, I have a few friends who are very... not-shameless. And I try to open them up a bit, so there is a picture on my Facebook profile of me wearing a penis tiara because they jokingly mentioned wearing it (we found it

Being a native Portland/Washington-Oregon border gal Portlandia fever was everywhere, tried to watch it a couple times but he just gave me the creeps (never saw him on SNL). Then I read Elisabeth Moss discuss her divorce, that didn’t really help.... Funny thing is my bf and I have polar opposite taste in comedic shows

I GET THE SAME REPULSED REACTION TO FRED ARMISEN AS WELL!! I told my boyfriend about it and he thought I was crazy (which I am, but that’s besides the point) and I still have yet to put my finger on what makes me react that way when I see Fred Armisen on TV. I never understood the fascination with Louis C.K. either,

I’ve been into it since high school as well, I love the softness too. Whenever my friends and I would talk about guys they would talk about tight fit and muscular and I was all “mmm.... give me that beer belly and I am in heaven” they all laughed, thinking I was joking (I wasn’t) and had to explain why, there is just

I would talk to whomever about the three pack only rule. The Affordable Care Act says your insurance has to cover your monthly supply of insurance but if you buy more than your monthly supply at once, your insurance doesn’t have to pay the full amount.

I lost mine when I was 18, to a guy I had been dating for a while. He told me he didn't see what the big deal about sex was, and when we did it, it was terrible because he lacked emotion. But then about 24 hours later he went to a party and "accidentally" let this girl make out with him. So I kicked him to the curb,

My older sister's wedding, I had no idea I was supposed to be a bridesmaid until the night before at my older sister's bachelor/bachelorette's party (she told me I needed to wear a black top and jeans), even then I had to ask my younger sister because I thought it would be rude to question her (older sister). I showed