This one is:

I’ve seen it!!

Penthouse Forum for the jaded internet?

And she KEPT planning the wedding?

This reminds me, my husband didn’t know what Flowers in the Attic was about and chose to watch it last weekend when I was out of town. He reported back that he hasn’t been this emotionally disturbed since Blue Lagoon.

Sure. Or that. Thanks for your contribution.

Omg yes on number one. Sex is funny. You’re waggling around genitals and smashing things together and funny noises and moments will happen. People who freak out about that are very silly.

Have totally seen many otherwise intelligent people fall prey to the “no maintenance required” myth. Relationships are a journey, not a destination.

Many put far more thought and effort into their gym routines.

I’m so done with the emotional shit that coms with regular dick. I just need to figure out how to deal with feeling crabby. I find the more I hold out though, how much more I look at men just passing me on the street (like dead in the face like: YOU WANNA FUCK!). Surprising number will lick their lips. Men, they’re…

Look, I’m very sorry by what you’ve been through but nothing in my comment was meant to be insulting and, besides, I’m merely agreeing with the study’s conclusions. But sure, I’m the one to blame for doing nothing more than saying that the study pretty much confirms what I’ve always thought: that good sex is an…

Exactly - varying routine doesn’t just “happen”. It takes effort, yet is totally worth it.

I find a can go months without the loving of a man. Makes me crabby though.

Quick, dim the lights: A large-scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term couples found that the happiest couples do two things better than you: fuck and talk (about fucking). They also do lots of different sex moves, including oral, and give each other orgasms. And when these things are…

Of course it was unprovoked. These are airy sociopaths and I’m just glad you survived to tell your story.

We had geese as a kid. I was swimming one day, and I swear to god, one of those assholes came running up to the pool and dove in and attacked me. It was not near the pool when I started swimming; it came after me unprovoked. Geese are dicks.

There’s no more hateful creature than a large bird. Peacocks sound like women screaming; geese will bite your toddler’s face, and wild turkeys will trap you in your vehicle because the smell of fear amuses them. I don’t think I even have to mention emus and ostriches, which are like winged donkeys plus talons and…

They are 100% going to murder you in your sleep. There is already a forged copy of your will leaving your farm to the turkeys.