When Roe vs Wade led to the legalization of abortion, I remember my mom - a relatively apolitical woman - practically weeping with joy. She’d had me very young, and I’m sure she toyed with the idea of abortion - but it was illegal and dangerous. How dangerous? As a high school student, she’d driven a girlfriend across…

When mom is still pregnant, leaving her *is* leaving the kid. What, is he planning weekend visits for a three week old? Babies need that breast milk, and they need it several times per day. So baby will be attached to mommy for the foreseeable future. They’re a package deal.

My dad separated from his first wife while she was pregnant with his kid. He met my mom a bit after, married her after the divorce was finalized. My grandmother, a few years before her death, insinuated that my dad’s ex cheated on him, which caused the divorce, but I don’t know who to believe. My dad’s son is…

It’s all that Milf Weed.

Buttt... he probably COULD have used a well-placed slap across the face at that time and to be told that he’s a piece of shit by a feisty drunk friend. Sometimes, we all are pieces of shit and we need to be smacked and told so.

flip the sexes and imagine a man having sex with a severely disabled female student and the answer is a resounding yes, it was rape.

which, if he’s “in love” with her like she claims, he should be happy to do it, to clear her name.

He “refuses” to participate in FC unless his rapist is holding his hands. I mean come the fuck on.

So he typed out his consent while she possibly helped guide his hands? Obviously there’s a problem there, but if he consented can’t a different FC help him express that?

You know what true love REALLY is? It’s me, not watching the Walking Dead on Sunday because my partner was in Spain, and he isn’t back yet and I STILL haven’t watched it.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he’s got a string of short-lived “soulmates”/impetuous relationships that didn’t work out.

That story concluding with this story is pretty much in the realm of expected.

Do the sorority houses have banners that say “We’re all on our periods” and “Our blow jobs will leave teeth marks on your dick!” as security measures?

This is probably the first time that overdosing in a brothel saved a marriage.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

I don’t want to get too sentimental, but I started reading Shade Court back in January during the most trying, emotionally draining, most devastating life experience I’ve ever been through. I quickly read back thru the archives when I discovered it, and Shade Court provided me with SO much joy. It helped me forget my…

I should say that the enthusiasm from you all is largely what kept me trucking along for almost an entire year. That and E! Online.

*sob* OK.