it’s disturbing. I can’t imagine how it must feel to have that crap all over your chest.

Totally Fuckable.

I haven’t been exposed* to this weird couple er ‘scenario’ much, being in Australia, but EVERY TIME I see them on this site, I’m like: ‘creepy-x-files-freak-from-under-the-escalator-NOOOO!!!!’

or George Constanza.

aw he looks so sad. maybe because of the pants?

when are they gonna make a card for this? WHEN!?!?

spot on.....pretty sure we’ll get by.... ;)

That would be fucking awesome!

apropos of nothing.... ice in the desert in Australia today :)

bushfires are a natural part of our eco system. some of our plants cannot germinate without it

so many fucking yesses!

this is literally brand new, gimmicky as fuck, and revolting to boot.

still no excuse for...that

Either you’re flawless or you’re not, end of discussion.

can’t they find another pic of her? jeez....

or complains loudly that women ‘don’t like nice guys like me’ ....

who once changed all my computer passwords to his insulting nicknames for me and chuckled as I typed them in so I could change them back.

When she said something like ‘I’ll be coming right behind you’ to the kids I was like “yeah, she’ll be coming right behind you...as an undead TO KILL YOU” hahaha

That’s fucked up. And I LIKE both of their music, but they seem like terrible friends.

totally into it!