can’t they find another pic of her? jeez....

or complains loudly that women ‘don’t like nice guys like me’ ....

who once changed all my computer passwords to his insulting nicknames for me and chuckled as I typed them in so I could change them back.

When she said something like ‘I’ll be coming right behind you’ to the kids I was like “yeah, she’ll be coming right behind you...as an undead TO KILL YOU” hahaha

That’s fucked up. And I LIKE both of their music, but they seem like terrible friends.

totally into it!

~!!!! Exclaiming it makes it true !!!!~

it’s a music awards ceremony and they’re not musicians in any shape or form.

“I’d hope it would be a cross between Vogue and High Times.”

He’s the funniest one. Plus I do think he’s been cast as the ‘asshole villain’ for ‘entertainment’ purposes....

Also possibly looking better than her hahaha

bras come in black, Heidi!

get it. that shit’ll last forEVER....

Yes. YES. YES!!!!

Her poor partner must have been so embarrassed to find out she rang the police! hahaha

that cape...or whatever you call it...is glorious

it’s like I-Dream-Of-Jeannie-Whore-Style

meh

I’m sure it is, just like drop-bears... ;)