“it should be easily agreed upon that accumulating rental profit from the wages of people likely making far, far less than you is at best a tad questionable.”

WTF

“They’re going to waive the rent for the month of April”

See what happens when you don't use an electrostatic bracelet to ground yourself? You wind up bricking your computer.

“Listen here you little shit! You’ll stay put while I give Mr Resetti a call and have you deported back to the starting area with minus 901 seeds instead”

Thank you!! I have said before I love Bernie’s ideas but I can’t stand the messenger. I loved Elizabeth Warren’s campaign. She said the exact things Bernie stands for but she knew it wasn’t her time this election cycle. And certainly she was right to acknowledge the role sexism played and the bad treatment she got at…

Let it never be said that Bernie Sanders is anything but a narcissistic sociopath. 

>Biden’s campaign was essentially a non-starter until a series of decisive wins in South Carolina and Super Tuesday’s primaries where he emerged as the front runner.

the republican’s favorite candidate

I feel like most of these cows are just the ugly stepsisters whose big-ass feet didn’t fit the slipper, and now will forever hate on Meghan, the Cinderella who the Prince fell in love with.

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

Carbuncle: “I come from France!”

Very simple. We routinely “infringe” on 330+ million people’s right to own a personal nuclear weapon. Or fighter jet, or military tank. We infringe on all that and we can just as sanely infringe on whatever weapons we deem unsuited for civilian use.

We also infringe on 330+ million people’s right to own a vehicle…

That’s the whole Republican philosophy. You need to protect the rich greedy assholes or else you’ll never become a rich greedy asshole!

I wouldn’t worry about it. Dude can’t spell for shit.

If Trump actually had the Death Note, he’d probably write his name on the first page to let everyone know it’s his book.

You don’t actually get it.

Wood paneling 4 DAYZZZZ.

It’s going to be really hard to bury 8 whole hotels in a New Mexico landfill...

Yeah, I doubt he planned to die in a helicopter crash today.

I clicked the headline assuming the secret was something like porcini mushroom powder. Adding meat broth to an otherwise vegetarian soup would certainly bump up the flavor but maybe we could have a fully vegetarian follow-up recipe.