Ironically, Mario Kart is notorious for its rubber-band AI.

This is the entire American political cycle in a nutshell. For literally my entire life, Republicans break the shit out of everything. They get voted out, Democrats start fixing it while Republicans obstruct every effort, and then Republicans win back their power by arguing Democrats didn’t fix it fast enough.

I don’t get what you don’t get.

That’s not the slippery slope.

I only understood the part where he lied about being a hispanic who grew up in Venezuala because he thought it would somehow convince the reader that he isn’t actually a white supremacist troll.

I think you reversed convex and concave there. A bowl is concave, not convex.

“they move in an arc opposite of your thumb”

Kotaku writes non-article about Nintendo giving a non-answer about something they keep getting asked about despite being a historically tight-lipped company that doesn’t plan on telling you anything until they’re damn-well ready.

As I said, I’m not defending its fairness.

I know it’s fun to just broadly bash capitalism noawadays, but this is a pretty silly and reductive take.

Counterpoint: It’s totally fine as a fun little reward, and reading comic books on a TV screen would be a shitty experience regardless of how high resolution it is.

I think the Series S looks decent, but most people will probably want the X.

I assume they deleted it because people have already expressed displeasure about the way the Xbox stand just kind of juts out there awkwardly when it’s on its side, so they’ve explicitly drawn attention to something consumers don’t particularly like.

He’s never going to prison. Just not gonna happen.

I’m seeing these kinds of thoughts a lot, but there is nothing about this that is good news for Trump.

While I’m not generally superstitious, I’d also point out that he has a knack for lucking ass-backwards into literally everything he’s ever been given.

Beast Wars was amazing, but I never really liked the whole “animal parts hanging off robots” thing. I became much more comfortable with the designs after most of them went transmetal.

Supposedly, the SSD is more directly integrated into the architecture of the machine now. So it’s not just that access to data is faster, but games will be designed from the ground up to leverage it.

“we also poured all our energy into introducing the high-speed SSD as well as the new Dual Sense controller. Because of this, unfortunately, we were unable to include further backwards compatibility.”

Jesus, if the nation is this collectively stupid without lead toys, just imagine...