Valkyria Chronicles 1 and 4.

I stand corrected.

Honestly, I’m more excited about old games than new ones in general nowadays. The Switch has definitely been my console of choice this generation, but I’ve been spending a ton of time with 8- and 16-bit classics for the past two years.

It’s too bad Kotaku doesn’t publish reviews of games that answer these kinds of questions.

Seems a better solution would be to have the exact location of the skeletons be “fuzzy” — appearing within a certain radius of the player’s demise, but with no ability to predict exactly where.

Taking both points in turn:

From the webpage:

Unfortunately, his odds of “running a Boston” were incredibly low in 2016 as well, and we all know how that turned out. How many smug “No, Donald Trump Won’t Be President” articles did we all have to read in the run-up to that catastrophe?

Do you like how it tastes? ———-> Yes ————> Sure, add it!

In other news, most people don’t blow giant snot bubbles while sleeping.

If you’re a good player, you should be able to beat an average player with a dad build.

Which is fine. I don’t mind people turning it off. I’m just sick of the constant parade of articles (including here on Kotaku) insisting that you’re playing games like Breath of the Wild wrong if you leave the default HUD in place.

I’ve often thought about this, and appreciate seeing someone else articulating the point.

Ah, yes. It’s about patriotism and respect for the commander-in-chief.

Ask anybody who has experienced any potentially psychosomatic effect how they feel, and you’ll get results that shouldn’t be trusted.

Cut in half, salt and pepper the cut surface. Simple as that.

Huh? If Coinstar were getting screwed on their corporate sponsorships, they wouldn’t downplay them. They’d just eliminate them.  

Well this post doesn’t suggest any bias at all. 

I don’t have any problem with the triggers, but the d-pad is trash.

You go through a controller every six months?