That would be a terrible reason. Using dodgy CGI as a metaphor for something taking place in the narrative would have been a spectacular misappropriation of special effects.

Count me in for Team Grunting.

Because you’re ludicrously overstating the differences between them by saying she’s “significantly” to his right.

I definitely worry that Biden will be the nominee (can you just imagine the throng of women coming forward about his creepy-ass behavior in the months leading up to the election?), but I don’t actually think he will be. It’s dangerous to be the front-runner this early, especially when the prevailing appetite is for…

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, for the seven billionth time: IT WAS A RANDOM LOTTERY

I feel like I’m the only one, but I see this as a distinct positive for Warren.

Not to mention The Firemen on SNES. One of the most underappreciated classics of the 16-bit era.

This is fantastic. Gaming is such an untapped outlet for satire.

I finally played Terranigma last winter courtesy of the Super NT and an SD2SNES. It’s criminal negligence that it was never released stateside. I had no idea that I had been missing out on one of the absolute best SNES games ever made for all these years.

Golden Sun is a great title, but definitely not an action RPG.

“Creative Galaxy S3 – Amazon Original series”

I can only assume that anyone who buys an LGBTQ for Trump shirt has already had a massive stroke.

Quiet Bat People

No. I’d rather games not be “free” and instead just cost a set amount for whatever experience is on offer. 

Mario Kart Tour Gaming is Pretty Good When it’s not Nickel and Diming You

I wish I was so rich and powerful that people thought all my stupid health decisions were biohacks instead of stupid health decisions.

“Without caring enough about any of this to actually look at the evidence, I would tend to believe...”

I bought an Alienware in 2003 (before I was confident enough to build my own PC), and it was thankfully right before the only case option was that ridiculous alien head thing.

If you have to introduce an arbitrary and unfounded conspiracy in order to explain away the evidence, you’re not arguing from the best position.

Yeah, I’m not sure he understands how memes work.