Just do it in the shower or tub. Your nails are already wet, and there’s no worry about flyaways at all.

The Switch only ever gets ports!

Unfortunately, by then they’ll have been replaced by another batch of idiots who have found yet another way to be on the wrong side of history.

This is not to discount your experience at all, but any individual person has absolutely no ability or right to claim that they do not think they are experiencing a placebo effect. If it were that easy, placebo effects wouldn’t exist or need to be considered. The very nature of placebo is that as best as an individual…

This focus on digital vs. non-digital keeps missing the point. The “digital-only” future isn’t any more frightening for game preservation than the physical-only past. They each present their own pros and cons.

In context, it was very clear that the good/bad spectrum was referring only to the health of the battery, and not to other peripheral benefits of how and when a person might choose to charge their phone.

It’s a bit weird because we usually use “not good” to imply bad, but in this case, I think he just means it’s a neutral decision. It’s not good because it’s not anything. It’s just another way to charge your phone that has little to no bearing on how the battery wears.

It’s also not ready for the sheer volume of amateur presidenting we’ve been stuck with for more than two years, but here we are.

Depends which half?

Right, but the headline says “SNES mod”, which is kind of misleading, dingus.

Skull fracture patients sue over mandatory motorcycle helmet requirements.

Now they just need to announce that it comes with Kinect.

Centuries of failing up made us intellectually complacent.

I honestly don’t understand why this is so fucking difficult. The flow chart is embarrassingly easy:

“Why is this ok?! A child doesn’t know who they are at this age.” 

Never looked better... except for that time in 1994 when it featured gorgeous and timeless hand-drawn animation.

Certainly feels like it when you’re the one doing the living.

“...everything she built...”

“I’d anticipated that this would be little more than a sandbox experience... Nope. This is still a video game, with rules and goals.”

That really does need to happen. The default button mapping sucks, and the extra text is distracting.