That’s actually a pro in my book.

It’s not a matter of what the temperature is. It’s a matter of how much the temperature fluctuates. 

This is one of those things that is technically true so long as you’re willing to ignore human psychology.

It’s not an option if you don’t have a dependent.

It’s the K-Put Price-is-Rite Stamp Gun!

Being subpoenaed doesn’t necessarily mean they’re in any legal jeopardy. It just means that they might have information useful to the case and are being compelled to testify.

I’m not sure if lying is the right word here. It just implies a kind of malice.

I think the mistake is thinking he’s deliberately manipulating anybody. He’s just doing what he does naturally, and the current state of the American electorate is one in which it happens to work. It’s completely Pavlovian. He’s learned, without any conscious thought, that behaving a certain way gets him things.

In fairness, there is a lot of supporting evidence that it does work.

I feel like that caveat is covered in the article.

Because it’s nice to have a single consolidated view if your portfolio isn’t all in one place?

Kudos to AOC.

While it’s true that the Switch is region-free and this can be downloaded on the Japanese version of NES Online, users really should be informed that doing so will have some weird consequences they might not like.

You know... I want to disagree, but you used the word “clickbait”, which is proof that the world actually does need lists of words that people should stop using.

I don’t see how stripping English of its unique variety and flavor is beautification.

Yeah. I don’t mean to overextend the comparison. She is a billion times smarter than Trump, and a trillion times more well-meaning.

No follow-up fixes that. Just like no follow-up fixes stupid shit from Trumpland like “alternative facts” or “truth is not truth.”

AOC is often refreshing and has the potential to be an important force for American liberalism, but unless she tones down some of her own Trumpian truth-bending tendencies, she’s going to derail herself in a hurry.

Don’t come to Splinter for intelligent political analysis.