That’s hysterical. I hope it’s meant as a nod to Spaced, otherwise it’s a total ripoff...

Awful as this game may be, it’s kind of crazy that Zelda has yet to star in proper first-party game of her own.

Any time The Chinese Room comes up, it is appropriate to mention that everybody, whether they are a fan of the game or not, should buy Jessica Curry’s magnificent score to Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture.

You left out the part where we sanctimoniously romanticize the “brave officer”...

Man, there was something magical about cartridges. That picture gives me all the feels.

All I know is that I want that right Joycon. Is that a custom job?

The only thing that matters this weekend is that Samus has Returned.

I would check with the lender to see if they plan to run your credit again. If not, it should be safe to freeze it (or keep it frozen).

Interesting stuff.

Huh. I had no idea. Interesting.

“Terrible art direction”

The Switch isn’t any more or less powerful in “docked mode.” It’s just connected to a power supply and a video out.

It may not be a great name, but volcanoes are pretty dinosaury and ancient.

We aren’t customers.

I should specify, I live in VA, and it’s supposed to cost $10. Not sure why two of them were done at no charge.

I set up a freeze with Equifax the other day, and for some reason, I didn’t get charged. If I go back in, it seems the freeze is in place because the only options are to unfreeze the account.

Love these guys to pieces, and this looks lovely. But limiting it to the Apple ecosystem is a damn shame.

The OP’s question isn’t addressed anywhere in the post. At all. Nor does it matter if he has a Switch.

“While some Manafans might want a fully orchestrated arrangement to replace it, I’m happy with things as they are”

Glad to see they picked the least appealing art style possible.