I’ve been gray since the early days of Gawker.  Recognize me senpai!

To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: “YOU ARE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!”

The AI on my phone is so stupid, it can’t spell my name right when I dictate. Forgive me if I think it’s going to be awhile until the Terminators wipe out humanity.

Would it be safe to assume that the police declined to prosecute this case?

Shave his head and send him to Guatemala, he’ll blend in just fine.  True story.

I have literally never seen anything that Abrams was involved with.

I’ve had the beta 10 for a few months now, and my ability to shake my phone to cause an action in an app has been disabled for 2 months.

 I hope you’re next.

When I was a kid, we were told that the Amazon would have disappeared by the year 2000.

Places them first in the line of fire.

The new Scorcese film “The Irishman” has Joe Pesci giving a signet ring to Robert DeNiro as part of his initiation into the outfit.

The new Scorcese film “The Irishman” has Joe Pesci giving a signet ring to Robert DeNiro as part of his initiation…

Things your pet doesn’t want to do: eat vegan food; go to the vet to donate blood.

After you referred to the world’s 5th largest economy as “a little island” I just sort of felt sorry for you and stopped reading.

It depends on how much money he wants for next season.  If the wants too much money, then “the American” isn’t him.

textbooks

The tracking pixel doesn’t work much of the time: if the user has an email client that does not automatically download all images... then it’s worthless.  When I used a tracking pixel plugin for my work email address... about 30% of the conversations I was having looked like the recipient had never opened the emails.

He has a drug problem, and he’s too rich to have to listen to anyone tell him to go to rehab.

$100BN of that would immediately be funneled into the drug economy.

I’m sure the allegation is that the mechanism malfunctioned.

I have this on my Nexus 3 running Android 10 Beta.