iTunes, when installed when it first came out, scrambled all my album/artist folders and resultantly, destroyed all my WinAmp playlists.

iTunes killed WinAmp.  Now iTunes is dying.  Doesn’t take an Einstein to figure out the causal-logical link.

I did, late night!

Can you do a story about famous American serial killers and whether or not they would have been able to drive for Uber/Lyft if they started killing today? That would be lul. Imagine Ted Kennedy picking up young co-eds in his 2019 VW Beetle.

looks like John Travolta from the Xenu movie

Even Beanie Babies™ had value at one time in history that everyone now pretends never existed. 

facebucks™ 

Elon just needs to lay off the cocaine... his habit is out of control.

I used to have a really nice Audi Q5 that I dropped off due to road noise... they said they wanted to road test it.  I got it back with 90 miles on the odometer and an empty fuel light on.  They tried to “hey buddy” me, and I told them to stuff it and go fill up my gas tank.

“What Everyone Else Is Watching” is a category for idiots who can’t determine what a good movie is without being told by social media.

I get sexually explicit spam nearly every day.

I go out to eat a lot and see couples eating with each other not saying a word to each other... phones not out.

I go out to eat a lot and see couples eating with each other not saying a word to each other... phones not out.

You seem to like to obey instructions you receive from advertising.

They look a lot like the current occupants.

“You’re” so dumb.

How do judges eat their breakfast?  Extra-judicially.  Usually.

Knowing that the FTC promulgates regulations and the Congress passes laws would definitely get me out of the 8th grade.

The Starhopper is available for preorder soon for $35,000.

That’s the joke.