They can change him to gender-fluid and rechristen him McShee.

And you would figure that after having had to call the cops 11 times over billing issues... this would be something any sensible restaurant operator would do. Not here.

To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: “YOU ARE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!”

Would it be safe to assume that the police declined to prosecute this case?

Shave his head and send him to Guatemala, he’ll blend in just fine.  True story.

I’ve had the beta 10 for a few months now, and my ability to shake my phone to cause an action in an app has been disabled for 2 months.

 I hope you’re next.

The new Scorcese film “The Irishman” has Joe Pesci giving a signet ring to Robert DeNiro as part of his initiation into the outfit.

The new Scorcese film “The Irishman” has Joe Pesci giving a signet ring to Robert DeNiro as part of his initiation…

He has a drug problem, and he’s too rich to have to listen to anyone tell him to go to rehab.

I used to have a really nice Audi Q5 that I dropped off due to road noise... they said they wanted to road test it.  I got it back with 90 miles on the odometer and an empty fuel light on.  They tried to “hey buddy” me, and I told them to stuff it and go fill up my gas tank.

You spend a lot of time focusing on what pleases men.

Detroit needs OCP.

He has a PhD in Punching harmless Damsels.

Yes, blame the “old men”. [rolleyes]

Front end looks like a Porsche Macan knockoff.

No, I think the answer you’re looking for is “Childbirth.”  Historically speaking.

Doesn’t matter, it could be a garbage product and THOSE PEOPLE will still use it and cry tears of joy to Apple.

It is now.

You are an idiot.

The only thing I’ve ever had go moldy was balsalmic vinegar?  It had a huge mushroom like fungal growth the size of a flattened donut on top of the fluid.  Gross!