…is this just a writeup of a separate generic clickbait piece?

Jesus, that reporter had a bee in their bonnet, huh?

I would cite any of the many, many news articles about his Fascist tendencies like declaring the press the enemy of the state, but I suspect you would cite "fake news"; see, for example, the massive amounts of evidence of TRUMP's criminal activities (ie sexual assault) which parallel the accusations you cite toward…

People don't have to have supported Hillary to dislike an ignorant Fascist. And hey, did you respect our last president, friend, or is this a new rule for you? Furthermore, would you have respected Hillary, had she become president?

Owned. By. The. Onion.
IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE NEWS

That's Socialist to you, Fascie.

This site is owned by the Onion. You know… the satirical magazine. Further questions?

"Sparky?" Hard-hitting stuff there, sport.

After seeing Sam Elliot in the role, Hurt in Incredible was borderline unwatchable.

May I ask who 'your' Spider-Man is, so to speak? I'm not fully sold on Holland's high voice and over-the-top fake accent yet; personally, my idea of Spider-Man was cemented as Rino Romano from the PS1 game.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. And give Spidey a Netflix series while you're at it; no hero is more suited to the format than him.

I'm really into food history, so thanks for this!

I try to go incognito, but sometimes I forget!

Totino's? I love their family of products!

I consider the Spore episodes of Monster Factory to be their absolute funniest output.

And where do they keep their apple sauce? I've never seen a rancho with a satchel, much less a backpack.

Hey, man, you don't know; they could get into some real raunchy stuff in there.

My favorite entertainers on my favorite site! Good way to end a night. …that wasn't supposed to rhyme. Anyway, though, I really love everything they put out. Monster Factory is easily the funniest thing I've ever experienced. A word to the uninitiated- watch the Spore episodes. Also, how did they manage to make this…

YESSSS! You brought up Michigan pizza!

Rum sure is nice, huh?